Ceremonies

Naming Ceremonies (for babies and children)

Baby naming ceremonies are such an utter delight. This is your chance to welcome your child or baby to your community and mark the beginning of their little life – and it’s also just an excellent excuse to have a knees-up!

Price:
£500

Baby naming ceremonies are like non-religious Christenings or baptisms, and they can take any shape you’d like.

We can appoint Guide Parents (or my favourite term: ‘Od Parents), make pledges to the baby, and share stories about their life so far in this world.

I’ll get to know you and your family, and will write a ceremony that completely reflects your values and style – whether that’s emotional and sincere or packed-full of groan-inducing dad gags!

Chloe in a yellow suit, standing next to parents Meg and Sam and their lovely child Eleanor

What's included

  • A 100% original and delightful ceremony, all about you and your wee one
  • Support to plan the rest of the ceremony, like finding a venue
  • Ideas and inspiration for readings, music, and other interludes
  • Fun, inclusive, warm chats to get to know you and your child

Let's party, baby!

I'd be so thrilled to help you celebrate your little one.

Get in touch

Testimonials

"Wow! That is an absolute gift. We laughed, we cried. It's ideal! It's even lovelier on second reading. You really are a wonder and a marvel."
Sophie, Matilda’s mama (short)
Sophie, Matilda’s mama
On reading the naming ceremony
"You simply would never regret choosing her to deliver whatever ceremony you needed."
Meg & Sam (full)
Meg & Sam
Eleanor's parents
"She made the whole process an absolute joy."
Sophie and Alex (full)
Sophie & Alex
"11/10 for everything from preparation, communication with us, and delivery on the day. You simply would never regret choosing Chloe to deliver whatever ceremony you needed."
Meg & Sam (11/10)
Meg & Sam
Eleanor's parents