Ceremonies that are wickedly funny, full of heart, and totally ‘you’.

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I’m Chloe, a Peckham-based but portable celebrant.

I create ceremonies for LGBTQ+ people, feminists and progressives looking for something sincere, witty, and utterly unforgettable. Every ceremony is 100% original, packed with your stories, in-jokes, and authenticity.

Testimonials

Hear from the babes who know best.

"Wow! That is an absolute gift. We laughed, we cried. It's ideal! It's even lovelier on second reading. You really are a wonder and a marvel."
Sophie, Matilda’s mama
On reading the naming ceremony
"People often find the ceremony part a little generic and rarely the highlight. But not for our day: it was magical. We could never have anticipated such a feeling."
Jess & Isabelle
"Chloe’s ceremony was so personal, blending romance, storytelling and comedy in all the right measures. Her delivery was totally natural, simple, and unforced, with everyone captivated."
Daisy, Aswarby Rectory
Venue Manager
"Chloe got to know our friends and family, arranging video calls with them as well as with us. It meant our ceremony hit a whole new level of personal, truly reflecting our love story."
Jess & Isabelle
"It was utterly magical to look out at our loved ones and see them laugh and cry together, at her crafted words."
Tess & Antonio
"As a queer person, Chloe’s ceremony meant the world to us. Knowing that we had someone who valued us as clients, but also valued our love and our identities, was incredibly special."
Jess & Isabelle
"She made the whole process an absolute joy."
Sophie & Alex
"She is a skilled writer and will tell your story with a genuine warmth"
Jacqueline Cale
Celebrant and Co-founder of The Celebrant Circle
"She wove all our memories into a life story full of joy and humour that brought our mum back to life for everyone."
Julie
Joan's daughter-in-law
"Being a gay couple we found lots of elements of marriage very dated and not designed for same-sex relationships. When we found Chloe it was such a relief we didn’t have to explain what being queer meant, and it made such a difference choosing a member of the LGBTQ+ community."
Adam & Dan
"11/10 for everything from preparation, communication with us, and delivery on the day. You simply would never regret choosing Chloe to deliver whatever ceremony you needed."
Meg & Sam
Eleanor's parents
"Thank you Chloe for being the most perfect celebrant for my mum’s ‘Celebration of Life’ service."
Judith
Joan's daughter
"Entrusting someone to paint a picture of the mum you have known and loved your whole life is no small task but Chloe took time to listen and we truly felt she'd grasped the true essence of our lovely mum."
Julie
Joan's daughter-in-law
"Chloe was literally one of the highlights of our wedding."
Sonia & Christian
"BOOK THIS B*TCH! It’ll be the best thing you’ll ever do (promise)."
Abi & Dan (and Attie the poodle)
"She made it the most special and fitting occasion possible"
Paul
John's nephew
"Chloe became embedded in such a way that our guests assumed she was one of our close friends"
Paula & Ben
"Chloe's ceremony was a masterpiece, exceeding all our expectations"
Lucy & Craig
"Chloe was warm and empathetic in leading the service – and her delivery of the eulogy conveyed a real sense of affection and joy. It was hard to believe that she had never actually met my uncle."
Paul
John's nephew
"Oh Chloe, you did such a fabulous job and let me live with her again for a little while. Thank you, and thank you for being so supportive. You are a fabulous celebrant!"
Toni
Enid's daughter
"We would wholeheartedly recommend Chloe and know some of our friends are already booking her for their wedding next year!"
Emily & Andy
"Our ceremony ended up being the best part of the day"
Val & Emma
"We couldn't recommend her more highly!"
Mary & Chessy
"Everything was tailored to us as a couple and Chloe managed to get the perfect blend of humour and emotion."
Frank & Lew
"It was as if we were sitting up there with an old friend, who cared so much about every single detail of our day"
Mallory & Laura
"The ceremony was the absolute highlight of a (three day!) beautiful event; guests are still telling us how much they loved Chloe's ceremony a month on"
Maddy & Georgia
"A celebrant truly isn’t just for a wedding – they’re a friend for life when they do it as right as you do, Chlo."
Gemma & Marnee
"Chloe totally nailed it"
Rob & Charlotte
Daphne's Parents
"The ceremony Chloe crafted was brilliant – it made us laugh, cry and gasp in surprise"
Adam & Adam
"Amongst the myriad decisions to be made in planning a wedding, Chloe's contribution constantly reminded us of the real reason we were embarking on this journey."
Adam & Adam
"We are still glowing from Chloe's beautiful words at our wedding ceremony, and can't quite believe she got it so very perfect."
Tess & Antonio
"We cannot recommend Chloe more highly. This wonderfully talented human set the tone for our entire day."
Jess & Isabelle
"Working with Chloe is simply joyful. She was literally one of the highlights of our wedding."
Sonia & Christian
"Chloe's ceremony was one of the best ceremonies I've ever seen, and my personal favourite - and I've seen more than 100! I would recommend Chloe first, every time."
Daisy, Aswarby Rectory
Venue Manager
"Chloe is such a creative and thoughtful wordsmith whose way with words is simply stunning. Isabelle’s dad can’t talk about the ceremony without welling up… literally every time!"
Jess & Isabelle
"The way Chloe told our story realised our hopes perfectly: funny, earnest, heartfelt, with the occasional bombastic flourish!"
Sonia & Christian
"BOOK THIS B*TCH! It’ll be the best thing you’ll ever do (promise)."
Abi & Dan (and Attie the poodle)
"Chloe is a breath of fresh air that seamlessly blended with all our friends and family - they now all want Chloe as their celebrant or just to be her best friend!"
Adam & Dan
As seen on BBC's Big Gay Wedding
"We highly recommend Chloe to anyone who wants a unique, fun and brilliantly memorable ceremony with a celebrant who will go above and beyond"
Emma & Mat
"You simply would never regret choosing her to deliver whatever ceremony you needed."
Meg & Sam
Eleanor's parents
"Chloe became embedded in such a way that our guests assumed she was one of our close friends. She had an energy like that."
Paula & Ben
"Chloe's ceremony was a masterpiece, exceeding all our expectations – which were high to begin with!"
Lucy & Craig
"The ceremony Chloe crafted was brilliant - it made us laugh, cry and gasp in surprise. It brought up so many wonderful memories and moments to share with our family and friends and was delivered with such heart, wit and expression."
Adam & Adam
"She nailed our sense of humour to a tee, creating the perfect ceremony that was equal parts a roast and a love letter to our relationship. Chloe captured us as individuals and as a couple in an incredible way"
Abi & Dan (and Attie the poodle)
"Working with Chloe was a joyful, collaborative process, as she was so committed to building a layered and nuanced understanding of my late uncle."
Paul
John's nephew
"The feedback from our guests was overwhelming, with so many telling us that it was the best wedding ceremony they'd ever been to."
Lucy & Craig
"We can’t pin point the leading aspect of Chloe - it’s somewhere between the utter joy and vibrant personality that Chloe brought from day one, or the amazing research, writing and running of the ceremony."
Paula & Ben
"Every single guest was totally enamoured with Chloe. Most of the comments that we have received since the wedding have been about her ceremony and presence throughout the day, she was truly loved by our friends and family!"
Adam & Adam

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If you’re getting hitched, coming out with your chosen name, or welcoming your child into the world – hit me up! No obligations, your gal just loves a natter (and isn’t one of those Millennials who won’t pick up the phone).

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