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Ceremonies that are wickedly funny, crammed with heart, and totally ‘you’.

I work with LGBTQ+ or feminist couples who dream of a wedding ceremony packed with meaning, wit and delight – where you’re just as likely to wet yourself laughing as ugly cry. Stuffy traditions, sexist nonsense and generic slop can get in the sea.

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“All of our guests were blown away by Chloe’s ceremony - she was absolutely the best thing about our wedding. We have never met anyone more clearly meant for their career.”

Pippa & Henry

Hello matey!

I’m Chloe, the multi-award-winning, Peckham-based celebrant.
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Political copywriter. Ex comedian. Very earnest lesbian in the spiffy suit. Big fan of Gilmore Girls, vermouth and big stomps up a mountain.
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Voted London & SE England's Celebrant of the Year, 2025.

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Ceremony snippets

Here’s a sneak peek of some of the ceremonies I’ve written for these gorgeous people.

'Thank you all for joining us today, for possibly the queerest wedding ever: in Brighton, in a gay bar, on the 55th anniversary of the Stonewall riots! If a straight couple had tried to book me today, I’d have said, respectfully, sashay away!'
Ceremony of Emily & Eliza
'So together, let’s get cosy and hear the story of Serena and Tilak; a story that started almost eight years ago through the power of Stonewall’s database systems and East 17. That’ll make sense in a minute, I promise…'
Ceremony of Serena & Tilak
'You know what they say about kind, gorgeous, sensitive men who make you feel secure… Run! I’m a lesbian, but even I know you’re supposed to run towards those guys, Abi!'
Ceremony of Abi & Matt
'Magalie told Nina I’m looking for a relationship where I look back on it, before I die, and I’m proud of what we’ve built together. Nina couldn’t have said it better herself.'
Ceremony of Nina & Magalie
'Marriage publicly signifies that which is privately known — that Mark and Cory have been wholly, unreservedly chosen by each other.'
Ceremony of Cory & Mark
© Rebel Love Club

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If you’re getting hitched, hit me up! No obligations, your gal just loves a natter (and isn’t one of those Millennials who won’t pick up the phone).

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