A gorgeous wedding scene with two brides, Chloe Green between them as the celebrant and the congregation clapping and smiling.

Ceremonies that are wickedly funny, full of heart, and totally ‘you’.

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I’m Chloe, a Peckham-based but portable celebrant.

I create ceremonies for LGBTQ+ people, feminists and progressives looking for something sincere, witty, and utterly unforgettable. Every ceremony is 100% original, packed with your stories, in-jokes, and authenticity.

Testimonials

Hear from the babes who know best.

"Wow! That is an absolute gift. We laughed, we cried. It's ideal! It's even lovelier on second reading. You really are a wonder and a marvel."
Sophie, Matilda’s mama
On reading the naming ceremony
"People often find the ceremony part a little generic and rarely the highlight. But not for our day: it was magical. We could never have anticipated such a feeling."
Jess & Isabelle
"Chloe’s ceremony was so personal, blending romance, storytelling and comedy in all the right measures. Her delivery was totally natural, simple, and unforced, with everyone captivated."
Daisy, Aswarby Rectory
Venue Manager
"Chloe got to know our friends and family, arranging video calls with them as well as with us. It meant our ceremony hit a whole new level of personal, truly reflecting our love story."
Jess & Isabelle
"It was utterly magical to look out at our loved ones and see them laugh and cry together, at her crafted words."
Tess & Antonio
"As a queer person, Chloe’s ceremony meant the world to us. Knowing that we had someone who valued us as clients, but also valued our love and our identities, was incredibly special."
Jess & Isabelle
"She made the whole process an absolute joy."
Sophie & Alex
"She is a skilled writer and will tell your story with a genuine warmth"
Jacqueline Cale
Celebrant and Co-founder of The Celebrant Circle
"She wove all our memories into a life story full of joy and humour that brought our mum back to life for everyone."
Julie
Joan's daughter-in-law
"Being a gay couple we found lots of elements of marriage very dated and not designed for same-sex relationships. When we found Chloe it was such a relief we didn’t have to explain what being queer meant, and it made such a difference choosing a member of the LGBTQ+ community."
Adam & Dan
"11/10 for everything from preparation, communication with us, and delivery on the day. You simply would never regret choosing Chloe to deliver whatever ceremony you needed."
Meg & Sam
Eleanor's parents
"Thank you Chloe for being the most perfect celebrant for my mum’s ‘Celebration of Life’ service."
Judith
Joan's daughter
"Entrusting someone to paint a picture of the mum you have known and loved your whole life is no small task but Chloe took time to listen and we truly felt she'd grasped the true essence of our lovely mum."
Julie
Joan's daughter-in-law
"We are still glowing from Chloe's beautiful words at our wedding ceremony, and can't quite believe she got it so very perfect."
Tess & Antonio
"We cannot recommend Chloe more highly. This wonderfully talented human set the tone for our entire day."
Jess & Isabelle
"Chloe's ceremony was one of the best ceremonies I've ever seen, and my personal favourite - and I've seen more than 100! I would recommend Chloe first, every time."
Daisy, Aswarby Rectory
Venue Manager
"Chloe is such a creative and thoughtful wordsmith whose way with words is simply stunning. Isabelle’s dad can’t talk about the ceremony without welling up… literally every time!"
Jess & Isabelle
"Chloe is a breath of fresh air that seamlessly blended with all our friends and family - they now all want Chloe as their celebrant or just to be her best friend!"
Adam & Dan
"We highly recommend Chloe to anyone who wants a unique, fun and brilliantly memorable ceremony with a celebrant who will go above and beyond"
Emma & Mat
"You simply would never regret choosing her to deliver whatever ceremony you needed."
Meg & Sam
Eleanor's parents

Let's have a chinwag

If you’re getting hitched, coming out with your chosen name, or welcoming your child into the world – hit me up! No obligations, your gal just loves a natter (and isn’t one of those Millennials who won’t pick up the phone).

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