Ceremonies

Weddings, Civil Partnerships & Vow Renewals

Let’s work together to create the most affirming, meaningful, ‘you’ ceremony imaginable - you don’t have to settle for a stuffy, old-fashioned, or generic ceremony! You could have an award-winning dapper lesbian instead, stunning eh? Awarded London & SE England's Celebrant of the Year, 2025.

Price:
£1,200
Jess and Chris laugh and smile as Chloe delivers their wedding ceremony.

I specialise in storytelling wedding ceremonies, where I work closely with you and your loved ones to weave together something exceptionally funny, packed with heart, and completely unforgettable.

Each ceremony is 100% unique and crafted by getting to know you and your chosen folks. You and your guests will be stunned by how utterly 'you' the ceremony is; the stories, memories and reflections will crack you up, make you beam, and bring a wee tear to your eye.

But don't just take my word for it – my couples' testimonies earned me Celebrant of the Year for London & the South East in 2025. Not bad, eh?

When you choose me as your celebrant, I’ll be at your side the whole way – not just on the day itself. Feeling nervous about writing your vows? I’ve got you. Got a rogue Best Person who needs “help” (wrangling) with their speech? I’m on it. Getting conflicting advice from a ton of suppliers? Not my first rodeo.

Chloe at the wedding ceremony of Amy and Laitsi. She's wearing a very snappy pink suit

What's included

  • Writing and delivering a 100% original ceremony, just as you want it.
  • The ceremony is truly one of a kind – there's no template and not a single word is reused from anyone else's ceremony! I typically write between 4,000-5,000 original words about you and your relationship (that's half a dissertation, blimey).
  • Take a look at my blog to discover how we make your ceremony radically unique and packed with wonder
  • Fun, inclusive chats with your chosen loved ones, for ceremony-writing research. On the phone, via email or Zoom.
  • One on one interviews with each lover to learn all about you, your relationship, in-jokes and gorgeous quirks
  • Support to write personal vows that'll knock your partner's socks off
  • A rehearsal or check-in before the ceremony
  • Regular check-ins before the big day (coffee, hugs, shandies included)
  • Support for you or your loved ones with your speech-writing, including feedback and public speaking help
  • Bespoke support with anything you need – like translating the ceremony, making it super accessible for disabled couples and guests, or weaving in cultural traditions and elements.

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Testimonials

"We are still glowing from Chloe's beautiful words at our wedding ceremony, and can't quite believe she got it so very perfect."
 Tess & Antonio (glowing)
Tess & Antonio
"Chloe is such a creative and thoughtful wordsmith whose way with words is simply stunning. Isabelle’s dad can’t talk about the ceremony without welling up… literally every time!"
Jess & Isabelle (dad crying)
Jess & Isabelle
"Chloe is a breath of fresh air that seamlessly blended with all our friends and family - they now all want Chloe as their celebrant or just to be her best friend!"
Adam & Dan (full)
Adam & Dan
As seen on BBC's Big Gay Wedding
"It was utterly magical to look out at our loved ones and see them laugh and cry together, at her crafted words."
 Tess & Antonio (full)
Tess & Antonio
"Chloe's ceremony was one of the best ceremonies I've ever seen, and my personal favourite - and I've seen more than 100! I would recommend Chloe first, every time."
Daisy, Aswarby Rectory (full)
Daisy, Aswarby Rectory
Venue Manager
"People often find the ceremony part a little generic and rarely the highlight. But not for our day: it was magical. We could never have anticipated such a feeling."
Jess & Isabelle (not generic)
Jess & Isabelle
"BOOK THIS B*TCH! It’ll be the best thing you’ll ever do (promise)."
Abi and Dan (book this bitch)
Abi & Dan (and Attie the poodle)
"She nailed our sense of humour to a tee, creating the perfect ceremony that was equal parts a roast and a love letter to our relationship. Chloe captured us as individuals and as a couple in an incredible way"
Abi and Dan (humour)
Abi & Dan (and Attie the poodle)
"The feedback from our guests was overwhelming, with so many telling us that it was the best wedding ceremony they'd ever been to."
Lucy and Craig (best ceremony ever)
Lucy & Craig
"Chloe's ceremony was a masterpiece, exceeding all our expectations – which were high to begin with!"
Lucy and Craig (masterpiece)
Lucy & Craig
"We can’t pin point the leading aspect of Chloe - it’s somewhere between the utter joy and vibrant personality that Chloe brought from day one, or the amazing research, writing and running of the ceremony."
Paula & Ben (short2)
Paula & Ben
"Chloe became embedded in such a way that our guests assumed she was one of our close friends. She had an energy like that."
Paula and Ben (short1)
Paula & Ben
"The way Chloe told our story realised our hopes perfectly: funny, earnest, heartfelt, with the occasional bombastic flourish!"
Sonia and Christian (bombastic)
Sonia & Christian
"Every single guest was totally enamoured with Chloe. Most of the comments that we have received since the wedding have been about her ceremony and presence throughout the day, she was truly loved by our friends and family!"
Adam & Adam (short 3)
Adam & Adam
"Amongst the myriad decisions to be made in planning a wedding, Chloe's contribution constantly reminded us of the real reason we were embarking on this journey."
Adam and Adam (short 1)
Adam & Adam
"The ceremony Chloe crafted was brilliant - it made us laugh, cry and gasp in surprise. It brought up so many wonderful memories and moments to share with our family and friends and was delivered with such heart, wit and expression."
Adam and Adam (short 2)
Adam & Adam
"No words will do justice to just how much of a mega babe Chloe is. She is such a talent. For the rest of the day everyone was asking me how I managed to find the best celebrant in the UNIVERSE."
Emma & Perri (homepage)
Emma & Perri
"Chloe crafted the most beautiful ceremony that entirely captured who we were as individuals and as a couple; she not only told our story perfectly in a seamless narrative, but elevated it to Oscar-winning script material."
Kat & Amy (home page)
Amy & Kat
"Chloe is the embodiment of what a celebrant should be. We cannot imagine her doing anything else and have never met anyone more clearly meant for their career."
Pippa & Henry (short)
Pippa & Henry